If Jesus loves me… then why should I worry what the rest of the world thinks?

Have you guys ever read the book 1984?

At guitar Center with some of my friends

“When I was a Buddhist, it was like I was drowning in a big lake, and I didn’t know how to swim. I was going under for the third time when Buddha walked up to the edge of the lake and began to teach me to swim. Buddha said, ‘Start moving your hands and kicking your legs, but you have to make it to shore yourself!’ Then Jesus Christ walked up to the edge of the lake, but He did not stop there! He dove into the lake, swam out, rescued me, and brought me to the shore. After He brought me to shore, then He taught me how to swim, so I could go back and rescue others!”

I lost some followers, but i’ve gained some really cool ones in their place.